ok so someone on passeryby named Jacob asked me to trade and after i agreed, proceeded only to show off all their shinies instead of actually trading
after i escaped the trade he challenged me to a battle and i was like sure ok and when i get the team preview THIS is what i see
the punchline of this post is that i only brought half a party and that i only used two pokemon, klefki and mega mawile, to annihilate all 6 of his mewtwos. smd jacob
my favorite bedtime stories
god damn it.
ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
[AGGRESSIVELY GOLF CLAPS]
Okay, that’s VERY clever.
ARE YOU SERIOUS??
Say you don’t get one of the words right. And you stare at this post for 20 minutes thinking what the fuck are these people so excited about… say that happens. Hypothetically.
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.